Queen G’s eventful weekend

Bona, Bloem-fun-tein is really living up to its name. Parties were thrown in every corner of the City of Roses, and who better than the Queen of Queens to dish out all the dirt *pouts*

Bonang Matheba’s boyfriend was in town, ko Fuss/Cubana to be specific, and it looks like no one wanted to miss out on a glimpse of the cute Euphonik.

With such a huge turn-out, I think it’s safe to say the yummy 5FM cat officially has a fan base in Bloem.

Now girls, girls, girls; can you please leave the poor guy alone, he has more drama than he can handle, dealing with the excitable prima donna Queen B. Another Missy would spell total catastrophe, unless it’s Queen G, of course #pouts and bats eyelashes.

As usual Fuss was at another level, which saw party people leaving at 5:00am; some people have a liver!

Spotted Bloem’s inseparable fabudolls Gleo and Leloko looking gorgeous as always. While, Gleo was lucky and took home Miller Kendrick Lamar tickets, some skunks were lucky to warm the sheets of the ‘siphume e Jozi’ guys.

Mara, some girls give us classy women a bad name. Whenever they see a GP registration plate they see a ticket out of poverty, forgetting that they don’t only leave you with a new pair of shoes but a dose of some STI. Phela we know it’s not everyday that the Joburg guys use protection when they do some hanky-panky.

I’m not going to name names, someone’s wife was seen leaving the premises with one of the GP guys #zips mouth. I didn’t say anything, shem.

I also espied KK, whose party was the talk of the town, not because it was hot but because of the ungenerous attendance; to think they had to decrease the entrance fee at the eleventh hour, nogal from R100 to R60…#shakes head.

While it looked like the mighty KK was losing his touch in events management, his love department seems to be blossoming. He tagged his little thing along, although she is a li’l anti-social, lark we get that but can she at least smile *bats eyelashes* that is the best outfit a woman can wear at any given time.

Guess who seemed to have made an effort to upgrade his looks for a change? Tank the photographer; it was a better look than the trademark tank shirt look. Shem, looks like Helen is taking good care of the new dad.

Bona, when everyone seemed to have forgotten what had brought them ko Cubana, Teddy and Eleanor reminded the patrons of what a Friday night is. I tell you those two are going places… if only Eleanor can tone down on her bitchiness and stop seeking attention like a queen. I mean there’s only enough space for one Royalty in town *flicks weave*

In the other news, seems like photographer Malik forgot that he’s a married man who doesn’t know how to hide his player ways. *claps once*

Word of advice to Malik: hun, you need to change friends.

So Mac Bow from Fraternity is the next best thing. The dude threw the mother of all parties at Cappelos this past weekend: Give that man a Bells.

One thing most DJ’s can learn from him, he is a star in the making. His party was well marketed, to state the obvious.

Surely Cappelos’ manager must be smiling all the way to the bank. Phela the place was packed to capacity. Tjo, who would have thought? I guess appeasing the ancestors really helped Noni (the manager).

The party attracted yummy Ben 10’s like Cash Time and Kwesta, uuhh aren’t they appetising #drools.

Luckily people did not stick to the ‘black’ theme, otherwise it would have looked like they had come to a funeral.

Spotted 2Nyce and nearly ran for my life, but moi was assured he didn’t have a knife this time around.

Someone needs to have a serious talk with Kalvin K about his really dark glasses in the darkest place in the club. He looks blind shem #runs for life.