Local is lekker … but not when it’s girls

A hectic weekend has come and gone and I must say the City of Roses was more than alive this past weekend. I do however wish to send my condolences to Bloem girls who were dumped, some as far away as Dinaweng to make way for proper beauty queens.

The mighty Uncle Scotch was in the mix of things once again with his pantsula look and who in the blue hell was that voluptuous sexy mama you were getting all naughty with in public like that? Ai, with utmost respect, this was by far your best pick of the entire year.

Power and his crew were looking rather sharp this past weekend. I love the maturity displayed by the crew.

Why in the blue hell does Thabo go out dressed in suit? This brother seriously needs to keep up with the times because that ancient look he seems so much in love with is so dreadful to look at.

And by the way my brother, congratulations for finally picking up a clean and fresh nana. Lord knows those Bloem chicks who look like they are coming from litterbin are an absolute nightmare to look at.

Romeo…Romeo…Romeo, oh Romeo. Let me shut-up my big mouth and stay out of trouble. Tjo!

Our friend, who shall remain anonymous but who earns his keep by building things, should really go easy on the green bottle. The brother was beyond well-oiled this past weekend.

But the brother was not the only one wasted, DJ Vigi was an absolute mess. Damn, people are taking this MACUFE thing way too far.

Let’s get out there, Twasa was on point. I love the new look. It works perfectly for her. Well-done girlfriend!

Allow me to thank Kaizer Chiefs boss for the hospitality and ensuring that I wanted for nothing, much appreciated. I know some who shall remain nameless were uncomfortable with my presence but just this once, I will mind my business and not expose anyone.

Palesa…does dad know you are…? Ok no, let me not. Dear Lebo, you are not even a player let alone a contender in this game so please, take a chill pill and remain in your box. Thank you bye!

Is it me or was MA-E super high? Weed is not for the weak. Hope the brother learned his lesson. As for those so called hoochies who were chowed in the toilets …I saw you. Lord knows I would give my left arm to name and shame you. Disgusting can’t even begin to describe it all. Nxa.

First she was into boxers now its BEE boys; this girl is beyond my understanding hleng bathong! Let’s hope this time around its love and not just lust.

So Khumbulane decided to be an ass just because his team got thrashed? Arg no man, that is so unfair. The guy must be called to order. I didn’t see the bad Max. Wonder what could have happened to the poor guy? These are really tough times, shame. Oh well, such is life.

Is it me or does John Maduka still looks yummy? Damn, the brother is like wine, he gets better with age. Eish, some men neh.

Edward Manqele and women are the best of friends. Unlike others, at least his taste has not degenerated to the worst. As for Sphiwe Tshabalala, was it really necessary to ignore Sindiswa Seleke like that? I mean the girl is your ex after all and walking past her like that was really not a-yoba. Mxm.

So Lefu Mngomezulu and Tbo Touch decided to bring 2nd Avenue to a standstill with style this past weekend. Jealousy aside, these guys know how to show-off.

Bumped into our other friend Mr T and I must say he was looking rather chilled.

Eish, then there was the other character, the abuser, and he was bloody drunk; no wonder he passed out in his car.

Bo Malome from Pretoria where the kings of the night! Allow me to ask – where did you steal the money by the way? I know Thabang has been a stunner all his life and yet the brother has never worked a day in his life.

Sophie was looking class in that red dress, no wonder a certain high profile somebody couldn’t stop glaring. You were on fire girl. I hope Nthabi and Emily took notes on what classy looks and behaviours like. 1000% hot!!!

Why in the blue was Nkunyana Nkunyana sober as a judge? That is so not acceptable. Love you still my brother. Qboy Molebatsi and the boys had mad fun. So nice to see the brothers relax. Dudu, I saw you. Take note of that.

Ok folks, that’s all from moi, until next time, stay blessed!