Springbash is here, feel it
Some people showed up this weekend, all because they got paid and some showed up simply because they are now part of the furniture so not showing up is no longer an option for some of them.
Since am not a hater, let me give credit to our very own celebs came looking super fine this past weekend, you would swear that there was an actual memo on their respective attire.
King O is known for pushing the boundaries when it comes to fashion and lately the young king has been very much on point shame. The young man’s stylist is hitting all the right notes, very difficult to hate. I take a bow to you Sir!
Not that am surprised, when you hang around grootman Tiki, that swag of his is bound to rub off you. 
Waxx DJ has once again gone AWOL. What’s wrong with the young man?
Why in the blue hell did Hunters have sour face? To add to that he was as sober as a judge. Now that he is a born again Christian he is really acting out on us, tjo! Talk about change hey.
DJ Shaxe and a colour black are literally insuperable…not to mention that beautiful yellow number that’s forever by his side. We all know you’ve hit the jackpot my brother, no need to rub it in.
We are now awaiting wedding bells, you not getting any young my handsome brother and you know it.
Mr Duma should be declared the King of Gucci, for a man his age, his swag is steroids! How in the blue hell does a man his age get it right is beyond my understanding.
Duma Pule dancing moves are so not on point. The brother might be hootie but as for the dance moves, a huge no, no!
Well his is not the only one struggling in that department, Mbulelo Leegoody is a ‘serious crisis’ on the dance floor. No offence my brother, you’re a supper dope spin-jockey but that’s where it ends my beloved brother.
Since Platinum Lounge is still the talk of the town, dressed like a hobo I still showed up and the damn security damn near denied me access. We all know Mr Mokone is strict as hell when it comes to attire but the brother seriously needs to go easy up on the queen. We all know he’s serious about the new joint but imposing a dress code on some of us is so not on.
Jealous down abuti, you’re place rocks! As for the waitresses, let’s just say the agency that helped you with the choosing did an excellent job. And thanks a million for the superb service.
Nthabelng Mosiko you looked fabulous darling…am not a hater darling even though you cursed the living hell out of me absolutely for no reason. So Thato is mad at me? Well, I for one couldn’t careless, my darling. Doctor Thibela, can you please stop snorting that thing in public, it’s disgusting to be honest. Sies!
Lesogo Mpolo was also looking fabulous, for the first time in a decade, the girls make-up game was on point. I really don’t get why someone with a truckload of cash like you is forever looking like trash, until now of cause. I hope the new look will last.
So Mr Tumi is no longer a born again? I really don’t know what has possessed this young man who was previously so progressive. The devil is indeed alive and kicking. I shall pray for you and hope that you get your sanity back my brother. With Springbash upon us, this coming weekend promises to be a weekend to remember. Until next time, whatever!
