Sorry, no broke nigga!

Y’all know I love my men moneyed. No salary level 4 – 6 for this girl! So let’s not be shy to name our price… I ain’t a gold digger, but I ain’t messing with no broke brother either.

Stand up if you share the same sentiment, stand up if you are tired of being the “cow” in the relationship, tired of always being expected to pay the bill cos brother man “forgot” his wallet at home.

Anytime a woman wants a man of certain social status, or a man with money, society labels her a gold digger. The problem is, who really lives their entire life saying they want a broke man? So now you’re being crucified for knowing what you want. Peeps calling you a Khanyi Mbau, all because you love the finer things in life.

Maybe the appropriate word women are looking for is breadwinner (now stop calling us names, because you’re not breadwinner material). I’m sensing some testosterone issues!

Why is it that when we look for a man who can give us this lifestyle, we’re stigmatised as being money hungry? Well, the answer is simple – broke men have a problem.
Anyway, here’s a list of why broke men are still a Total Turnoff (TTO):

1. He will always complain about how much money you spend, but the twisted part is it’s your money!

2. He always complains about how hard you work. Ummm, who will pay for all my expenses?!

3. He makes sex a hobby. I come from work tired as a rag and you want me to flirt. Like really now!

4. He always talks about wanting stuff (pipe dreamers, if you ask me). If you want it so much, why don’t you go hustle at least?

5. He’s over protective! He thinks “they” will take you away from him. LOL. Brother got insecurities for dayz! Hello, not everything is about you.

6. He hounds you for attention whenever he can. Psychopath tendencies, if you ask me!

7. He wants to get you pregnant and fast! Will love feed the kids?

8. He is always making absurd promises. Brother, if you can’t afford gum for yourself, how will we ever get to Paris?

9. He always makes it so obvious he wants you to pay for everything! Men, if a woman is the bread winner in the house, she will demand the bread winner respect as a communal agreement states! So trust me, you don’t want her waking up moody and telling you: “You excite me, sex me, dress me, drink me, and now you want to screw me over too?”

10. Brother man never supports what can get you ahead of him because he thinks you will leave him. Seriously, if I wanted to leave you, I would have been gone faster than the Gautrain!

N.B. Money never made a relationship. People make it worthwhile. So, if your money does it for you, get on your knees and show your appreciation…