Your Queen’s vanilla weekend

What a plain old vanilla weekend we at gossip headquarters had, gosh can the party season start already*sigh*

This predictable banal partying is really getting to moi and what’s with ya’all behaving, your Queen needs more juice and scandals to make this column exciting. Or else I’ am gonna pack my bags and relocate.

Queen of cat fights, Lerato, almost made moi’s weekend when she sjamboked her man’s mistress Pearl silly on Friday in the bathrooms at Cubana *the incident evoked bad memories*. Anyway back to the topic at hand, apparently Lerato is sore that her man bought the mistress fancy wheels while she’s still a johnny walker.

Miss Thang showed home wrecker Pearl who is boss and panel-beated the blue Ford Fiesta.
Another one who deserves a warm klap is Terry’s friend and his stinking attitude, boy is the man arrogant! Wonder who died and made him king?

’Tis the season to be jolly, ladies! Word has it that heartbreaker Pelo is officially a free man, the brother was spotted without a ring and a 16V on his hip#YOLO

Thandi and fiancé maybe you too should take tips from Pelo and end that thing you call a reunion. Moi’s no psychologist; even a blind man can see there’s trouble in paradise. And next time ya’all go out leave your domestic issues at home!

So while those two were at each other’s throats, moi joined Thabo on the dance floor and hlokozed her butt off. Thumbs up to the deejay!
Is Motswako also a free bird? Someone please inbox your Queen…

Being a lover of all things fun, off I waltzed to Boipelo’s second home Capello. The girl looked standee for dayz, pity the same can’t be said about her foundation! Yho girl what are you hiding? A teaspoon would have come in handy on that face. Don’t you know that less is more?

Happy people was the theme of the night, you’d swear it was moi’s birthday. Your Queen was showered with hugs and kisses, even Tshepang could not contain himself, and he threw his animosity out of the window.

And as for Thato, isn’t your girlfriend old enough to be your first born? Tjo some people have a liver hle!

It was refreshing to see Tefo looking handsome, the brother is back on top of his game. He’s bought a car, business is good neh. It’s true when they say you can’t keep a good man down.

Also spotted Tshidi’s cousin, the girl’s got swag for days, her cousin should really take tips, phela it’s no secret Tshidi is so ghetto it’s a turn-off.

As for Phaladi, you should know that not everyone can tolerate your attitude; you must learn to adjust. I hope the attitude has nothing to do with you moving into a flat in Willows, after 35years staying with your mom, it’s a turn-off for a man your age to be still tied to his mother’s apron strings.

You’ve got to love the good music at Cappello; peeps made the dance floor their residence.

What is wrong with Neo? Who shows up in such an outfit? Like seriously now, fashion or not but pantyhose in this heat? *iyoo*
Mpho also wore as if she’s walking in Bloemfontein’s busiest street Andries Petorius, please girl consult your mirror before you leave the house.

Phaladi’s girlfriend on the other hand looked as if she could do with a make-over, girl you must make an effort to keep a man like Phaladi, phela it’s no secret he’s Bloemfontein’s socialite, need I say more*hides*